I was asked if I modeled.

Guys I’m 5” with G cups….No, no I am not

York avenue is beautiful in the morning. It’s so quiet and fun

…and instead of feeling liberated, I feel creul. 

I know it was deserved but I sunk to the level Kyle has treated me for the past 6 months. Does that make it justified or equally as bad?

It’s 6AM in New York

Admitting to Facebook stalking me at this time to check in is leaving a feeling in my bones. My hands shake responding to you.

Did you get my vomit out of your jacket? Are you still dating that girl who is the complete opposite of me?

lexmess:

a random guy who I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen before recited my bio section to me at work yesterday. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

I paid him. No i didn’t Im broke….he wants your V

My body has officially put up her white flag. She is done. She is burnt. She wants to sleep indefinitely

Australians (or anyone who knows the answer), I have an inquiry.

I have tried to look things up on Google but alas…no straight answer. This is out of curiosity from events that have taken place last night.

Are Australian men usually circumcised?

This idea has been brought to you by sleep deprivation

spoke to an old friend just now about life. I miss him yelling at my life choices in person.

COME BACK TO NEW YORK ALREADY

I wish I could go back in time and tell little freshman me that it’s all going to be fine.

Funny spin on everything as of late

I’m so shot from finals week I’m actually nauseous

even I know thats a stupid team

-deal breaker!