May 2013
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They've been called the 8th wonder of the world
as they’re wrapped in lace and wired upright. He felt the softness of material. He complimented it’s blue hue.there was a discussion of viens, proving their legitimacy.
And now a bartender asks who my surgeon was. He sits seats away smiling, knowing the truth behind the natural shaping and growth….
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I had a one night stand with a guy from Oklahoma
Three weeks ago.
Now all I want to do is text him to send him the best. I know that’s wrong. And it weirds me out.
I’m too concerned by others feelings of distress
dirkstr8der:
the-winchester-initiative:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
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As I pack my life away in three boxes I realized a lot has happened these past three months.
And I own a boatload of black Camis from forever 21.
Exclamation: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !! →
realitytvgifs:
vh1:
usatoday:
shortformblog:
yahoo:
I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!
We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and…
Note to Yahoo: If you post images in text posts, they...
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jjlj13:
laugh-until-you-drop:
thesame5people:
foreveralone-lyguy:
I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.
Actually I’ve never had a popular text post but it’s good to know you enjoy my blog
Hank's Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing →
edwardspoonhands:
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which…
hogwartsfacebook:
avatardedpotterhead:
undiegirl:
but can we take a moment to appreciate this
because that is a fucking kiss
a kiss like that deserves it’s own post
a kiss like that deserves it’s own show
friendly reminder that Jenny Vastra and Strax saw him thrust his tongue into thin air
*CRIES AND SHAKES*
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
BBC Confirms ‘Doctor Who’ Season 8 With Moffat →
popculturebrain:
Steven Moffat is returning for another Doctor Who season, the BBC officially confirmed today. The current series finale aired ahead of a 50th anniversary special slated for November 23 starring Matt Smith, Jenna-Louise Coleman, David Tennant, Billie Piper, and John Hurt. Moffat “is already plotting a brand new run of adventures for the Doctor,” the network announced on their...
